Class System Overview
Noob Mayhem classes define base stats, ability kits, and synergy tags for weapons and passives during roguelike runs. Game Thing expanded the roster significantly since the May 29, 2025 alpha launch — from free starters through coin unlocks and specialized kits inspired by Roblox combat culture. This page catalogs every known class as of the April 2026 update cycle.
Classes unlock with coins earned in runs or ship free on new accounts. Roblox Premium grants a ten percent coin and point boost documented on items/gamepasses and tools/coin-calculator — not a separate class, but accelerates unlocks.
Free and Starter Classes
Battle Breaker (also referenced in community as Brick Battler) is the universal free starter — straightforward melee combos, moderate mobility, and forgiving health for Crossroads training. Telamon appears as an early roster option in community class lists with support-leaning kits. Every account can validate tier assumptions with Battle Breaker before spending coins.
- Battle Breaker — Free — Melee rushdown, best onboarding class.
- Telamon — Starter roster — Support and sustain leanings in community testing.
- Brick Battler — Community alias — Often maps to Battle Breaker in guides.
Coin Unlock Classes
Builderman remains the flagship unlock for area denial — sentry placements, damage beacons, and rocket sentries excel in Glass Houses and Roblox City chokes. Necros, Cyphy, and Kai represent mid-to-late unlock kits with specialized damage or control patterns. Sora, Dusekkar, Stella, Echo, Wizby, Kyros, Mr. Robot, and Zephyr expand roster diversity with magic, ice, robot, and hybrid themes per community class databases.
Exact coin costs and kit numbers shift in alpha patches — verify in-game store text before grinding. See build/builderman and tier-list/classes for meta rankings rather than buying every class immediately.
- Builderman — Area denial, structures, A-tier in choke maps.
- Necros — Control and debuff themes in community tier discussions.
- Cyphy — Ranged and surveillance-style kits in player testing.
- Kai — Campfire and sustain themes in fan class rosters.
- Sora, Dusekkar, Stella — Support and protection archetypes.
- Echo, Wizby, Kyros — Utility, magic, and ice variants.
- Mr. Robot, Zephyr — Tech and mobility specialists.
- Doom Bringer — Hammer shockwaves, July 2026 crowd-control unlock.
- Riptide — Water wave control, July 2026 summer update class.
Class Mastery and Badges
Class Mastery and Grand Mastery badges on Rolimon's track long-term class investment — win rates below one percent signal prestige grinds. Mastery progress rewards repeated clears across maps; see guide/class-mastery for systems overview.
Use tools/class-picker for personalized recommendations and compare your Crossroads clear times before unlocking expensive classes. Alpha balance patches move classes between tiers weekly during heavy development — bookmark event/latest-updates.
Upcoming Class Content
Riptide launched in the July 2026 summer update with water wave kits paired to The Beach map — see build/riptide for item priorities. Doom Bringer remains the hammer crowd-control pick from the same alpha window — see build/doom-bringer for shockwave timing.
Avoid fake leak videos promising early access codes — no official promo codes exist during alpha per codes/active-codes.